December 2011
299 posts
Watcharexgaskarf:
fagology:
fuj0shi:
omg what
i love this
what the hell did i just watch
Wutttt.
Life is like a deck of cards.
soonamidavid:
Except, there’s a heck of alot more Jokers in the deck and the Queen of Hearts always seems to trump even your highest Aces.
“Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.”
– Charles Bukowski (via neknekmo)
Don't just fuck the police.
soonamidavid:
Take the police on a couple of dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious food. Make the police fall in love with you. And then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
Hahaha.
